This is the programs page. Pick the depth of observational analysis you want — a first conversation, a three-month tongue track, or the four-month face, tongue, and nail program — then we set the dates. Higher-contact cancer-support and family packages sit below.
I read the tongue, face, and nails the way Traditional Chinese Medicine taught the pattern: as a window, not a lab. Kidney support stays beside your nephrologist. Nothing here replaces licensed medical care.
Three depths of support
Not everyone needs the same length of work. These three match the method page. Call for current rates on the consultation, the three-month tongue track, and the four-month program.
Start here
Consultation
25–30 minutes · $245
A first visit to hear your history, look at what you already have, and decide whether a program is the right next step.
- Phone call (25–30 minutes)
- No intake form required to book the first conversation
- Nationwide
3 months
The Tongue Never Lies
Tongue Analysis · $695, one payment · 3 full months of appointments with Randi
A focused reading of color, coat, cracks, moisture, and texture — digestion, circulation, hydration, inflammation, vitality.
- We meet every 30 days
- Stands alone, or adds onto the full analysis
- Educational assessment — not a diagnosis
4 months
Face, tongue & nail analysis
Call for rates: 786-833-7248
The full observational picture. Updated photos between visits so the written protocol can change as your body does.
- Initial assessment and written report
- A check-in every 30 days
- One appointment per month — not a crisis track
Higher-contact programs
When a household or a serious diagnosis needs more of me than one visit a month, these two packages exist. They are complementary to oncology, nephrology, or transplant teams — never a substitute for hospital care.
Specialized
Cancer, organ failure, transplant list
A closer track if you are already inside a medical protocol and want observational analysis and whole-person support beside it. I will not talk you out of treatment your physicians have recommended.
Pay by card, or call for Zelle, Cash App, Venmo, PayPal, or Bitcoin
Pay by card6 months · family of 4
Family analysis — Call us: 786-833-7248
Full face, tongue, and fingernail analysis for four people. Side-by-side comparisons in months 3, 4, or 5.
- Initial consult and written report for each person
- Up to four follow-up appointments
- Texts between visits for questions
- Photos: face, tongue, nails, plus any mark that stands out
How to book and pay
- Choose a depth above. Read the method page if you want the photo list first.
- Pay the way that is easiest. Card links sit on the two specialized packages. For consultation, tongue, or the four-month program — and for Zelle, Cash App, Venmo, PayPal, or Bitcoin — call 786-833-7248 so you send to the right account.
- Lock the date. Email info@thebodycan.com with your name in the subject and a few times that work, or call 786-833-7248.
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If a refund comes up
The first consult and the written analysis are the core of the work. Once that work has started, the fee is not refundable. Unused follow-up visits do not change it. If you are unsure which depth fits, start with the consultation.
Educational and religious purposes only — not medical advice. Randi Shannon does not diagnose, treat, or prescribe, and is not a licensed medical doctor. Traditional naturopathic services are complementary and are not a substitute for licensed medical care. Consult a licensed provider about your health. In an emergency, call 911.